The Best April Fools’ Prank (That I Shall Ever Do)
Once upon a time, I decided that it was my solemn obligation to prank my friends before we graduated.
So…I made Hogwarts Acceptance letters. A lot of them. Because who isn’t still waiting for their freaking letter to arrive?
My hand hated me so much. Also, cursive G is the worst.
Letters were posted. All was well.
Until this happened…
This is literally the best thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
augustus waters is the type of character that in theory would make the perfect boyfriend but in reality probably would make me want to stick those unlit cigarettes up his pretentious ass
…ALL RISE.. THE COURT OF GRAMMAR IS NOW IN SESSION….
•Strike One: Deliberately implying mastery of the English language while revealing actual, contrary evidence.
(i.e.: *accommodate *illegals)
•Strike Two: Espousing arguments
pertaining to the legitimacy of a European language on Native American soil without considering the obvious logical fallacies therein.
•Strike Three: Declaration to resist “forced learning” rendered invalid by apparent lack of ability to have learned anything, particularly basic grammar, in spite of previous opportunity or willingness to do so.
THE COURT OF GRAMMAR RESTRICTS THIS INDIVIDUAL FROM ENGAGING IN SOCIO-POLITICAL ARGUMENTS, UNTIL SUCH TIME UNDERGOES A THOROUGH COMPETENCY EVALUATION BY AN ELEMENTARY GRADE REVIEW BOARD.
COURT IS ADJOURNED.
Remus Lupin was posthumously awarded the Order of Merlin, First Class, the first werewolf ever to be accorded this honour. The example of his life and death did much to lift the stigma on werewolves. He was never forgotten by anyone who knew him : a brave, kind man who did the best he could in very difficult circumstances and who helped many more than he ever realised.
Whenever I meet someone who likes Harry Potter, I get really excited but I have to tell myself to calm down and be cool and tread carefully because chances are they just like Harry Potter and I don’t want to scare them off by unleashing the Harry Potter maniac monster within me in all its glory
Current mood: Lieutenant Dan.
my bed is bedder than yours